For a pessimist, I'm pretty optimistic.

greelin:

greelin:

greelin:

save me gay people in my phone

gay people in my phone

gay people in my phone save me

(via emo-boi)

darubyprincx:

“it’s so fucking over” yeah dude it’s 11pm it’s the end of the day it’s time for you to go to bed. and tomorrow you’ll be so fucking back because you’ll be awake. go tuck yourself in dude you’ll be ok

(via adamprrishcycle)

enbysean:

thought this would be a banger on tumblr

(via roboticbat)

meowydoe:

”Never ignore your gut feelings!” my gut feelings tell me that Freddy Fazbear is outside of my door at night

(via cemeterything)

grntaire:

my beautiful mutual with a disorder

(via skautism)

kezral-art:

kaijuno:

Coelacanth but it’s the size of a galaxy and it’s spots are stars. Imagine that. You’re welcome

behold, he is real

(via skautism)

exitwound:

Ever since I was a little girl ive always wanted to open the emergency exit door

(via scientifically-im-very-gay)

memeuplift:

(via roboticbat)

troythecatfish:

(via luldamdaddy)

houliwife:

blushing is such an odd phenomenon… your body language your expression might not betray you but your BLOOD does

(via skautism)

babyypants:

Possibly the most horrifying thing that has ever happened to me occurred today. So I’m in a creative writing class at university right now and we had to print out twenty-five copies of our first, one page assignment to distribute to the class. I had to print mine at the computer lab as I don’t have a printer, but here are the three crucial facts that made this the worst mistake of my life.

1. Sometimes, when you log into Google on Chrome, it activates all of your extensions, even ones you’ve deactivated.

2. In high school, my friends and I got really into Ponify (a words replacing chrome extension) and switched the preferences so we could read political articles and have congress get into a “rousing snow ball fight” and the like.

3. Ponify reverted to its original My Little Pony lingo when opened on a new computer’s chrome.

So when I distributed my twenty-five copies of this I noticed the word “everypony”, my heart seized up and dropped into my stomach, and with my imminent death approaching, I began furiously correcting all twenty-five of them. My teacher, confusedly, agreed to let me correct them as I was too infuriated and ashamed to say my mistake aloud. 

I just realized, however, that the line “as she watched the binding fall away in her hand” was changed to “as she watched the binding fall away in her hoof”. 

And I just had to send this email:

And basically I’m ready for death how was your day

(via peachdoxie)

afeelgoodblog:

(via somecunttookmyurl)

astudyinfreewill:

thing is i know ronan lynch is extremely male presenting. like mstief has made this abundantly clear. he is a guy’s guy through and through, muscle bro, gym tank top, piss in the woods, manly beard type of guy who likes guy things like fast cars and power tools. i get this. i understand it. so you have to understand that when i say he would deeply relate to the lyric i’ve got that good girl faith and a tight little skirt i do mean in a purely spiritual way. like that’s very much not him but also in a real way it IS him. do you see my vision

(via adamprrishcycle)

rhapsodybenny:

fecto:

@marlenacantswim

(via skautism)

mothtowers:

[burns myself on the stove but I develop a fetish for it immediately so im fine]

(via cemeterything)